Oh, And You’re So Perfect?

Posted on December 31, 2009 by Mickey

mickey silhouette

It’s New Year’s Eve, so it must be time for some sort of year-in-review, this-is-who-we-were post, or maybe a series of mailing-it-in top ten lists. If I were smarter, I would have done both of those, and ahead of time, but that’s not my style. No, sitting here at the keyboard on the eve of the Eve, I’ve decided not to look back on the year most recent, but I’ll be looking backwards nonetheless.

Yesterday I watched the first two installments of The National Parks: America’s Best Idea and, as a sometimes employee of the National Park Service, I was fascinated by the attitudes of the people during the formative years of the national parks. Basically, upon the creation of Yellowstone Park, nobody knew how to behave there. There were no rules or laws in place telling people what they could or could not do and there was no precedent in the entire world for that type of publicly owned land. Today we are dumbfounded to hear about poachers or marijuana farmers or people putting their kids on the backs of bison in national parks (true stories all), but back in the early years those may have been perfectly reasonable activities simply because there would have been no real reason to think otherwise (common sense aside, where it belongs.)

Of course today we know better (or most of us do) and it’s easy to scorn those who do things like litter, or feed the animals, or deface ancient petroglyphs, or put their progeny atop wild beasts for a photo op. And they deserve that scorn, because that’s how we all learn a lesson. Sometimes, though, I like to remind myself that morons are people too, if only because we’ve all been morons at one time or another. In fact I’m rather dismayed when I imagine all the moronic things I’m sure I have yet to do in the Great Outdoors. So here are some examples of times, before I became the fully formed being of environmental enlightenment I am today, when I screwed up.

-Returning from a backpacking trip in the Tetons one time, I had my pack in a garbage bag in the bed of my pickup… or at least I did when I drove away from the trailhead. The bag disappeared on the highway somewhere in the vicinity of the Jackson Hole Airport, making it the only time I’ve ever knowingly littered in a national park. My only consolation is that the highway and the airport are far worse blights on the landscape than any plastic bag blowing around in the sage.

-I suppose as long as I’m talking about littering I should mention all the times I’ve wittingly left gear behind when climbing mountains, or, more accurately, when descending them in the face of a storm. Sure, it was always a matter of life and probably death, and I’m only talking about a few nylon rappel slings here and there, but as a firm believer in “leave no trace” ethics, these transgressions are no less excusable. Crestone Needle in Colorado has some gear I’d like back, as do some of the Tetons, but I’d say it’s a trade I’d make again if I had to, qualms aside. But littering is littering.

-When I was a young teenager just beginning to experience the joys of hiking in the mountains, I took several trips to a place called Raven Cliff Falls in north Georgia. A clear, tumbling creek sporting several dramatic falls and rapids leads the hiker upstream to the titular falls, a plunge coming down through a crack in a cliff face. A beautiful place. I peed in that creek once. Right in it. Stood at the top of one of the falls and just let it go. I’m not proud of it, but I just didn’t know any better. To compound the present-day embarrassment, I also drank from that stream, untreated. If there were any justice in the world I would have picked up an intestinal parasite in the process. But karma let my ignorance slide. And now I’m telling you, the shame glowing red from my face (take my word for it.)

So what did yesteryear you do that would horrify your current, greener self? Surely I’m not the only one who has marred the landscapes of our national treasures or befouled previously pristine water sources. Come clean, sinners! You will not be judged here.

3 Comments +

  1. Gasp! You littered! And peed! I think Allie and I will have to kick you out of The Greenists now.

    I kid, of course. We’ve all done things we’re not proud of. For example, I used to use disposable razors all the time. It wasn’t until I finally bought a reusable razor that I stopped to think about all the waste I used to generate. I’m so ashamed!

    The important thing is to think about what you’re doing, and I think that’s the whole goal of our site here.

    December 31st, 2009 at 11:31 am
    Comment by Courtney
  2. O.k., New Year’s Day Confession.

    I took two rocks from a National Park.

    While I’m no rock hunter, I pick up small rocks and pebbles here and there to remind me of trips.

    On the “Two Rock” occasion, the two flat, nearly identical rocks were not pebbles, but moderately larger. They also contain what appear to be small plant/fossil imprints in them. Hence, their appeal.

    I brought them home, put them in my herb garden and immediately realized I had made a mistake. It’s not like me to take something like that. I was just caught up in the moment.

    Of course, since the park is located in the Rocky Mountain range, there isn’t exactly a shortage of rocks in the park.* They were found near a lake in a very difficult to get to spot, underneath many other rocks. There was even a weird looking rock that undoubtedly had dinosaur remains embedded in it, but no way would I have taken that.

    I pride myself on being a exceptional park visitor, but on this occasion, I messed up. I have decided the next time I travel to visit this park, I will return the rocks because my conscience won’t let me enjoy them in my garden.

    *A few months back, I saw a news story about a woman returning a chunk of the Parthenon her husband had taken home with him years before. I think that’s waaaay worse.

    January 1st, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Comment by Oatmealio
  3. As you know, Mick, we used to go through paper plates with wild abandon. There are still the occasional incidences when they seem like the best choice (such as our recent Christmas dinner), but those times are much (much!) more infrequent. We know better now, so we do better now. We’re not perfect, but we’re better. As human beings, that’s what it’s all about – learning and improving. Right?

    January 1st, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Comment by Lynn

Leave a comment

Tip of the Day

If It Doesn’t Smell, Don’t Wash It

19980_m.jpg

According to Real Simple, if every American made an effort to launder less — cutting out just one load of laundry a week per household — we’d save enough water to fill seven million swimming pools each year.

So if it looks clean, and it smells clean, call it clean and wear it again. Consider hanging worn clothes out on your clothesline to freshen them up between wearings.


  • Stay-ad

    Support This Site

    acadiatozion.com